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 ====== Hydro's Age ======
-Hydro was born on November 10th, 1987, and is 65 years old. The frustration, confusion, fright, and other stressors of video games have sucked years of life out of him in addition to the natural passage of time.
+Hydro was born on November 10th, 1987, and is 65 years old. The frustration, confusion, fright, and other stresses of video games have sucked years of life out of him in addition to the natural passage of time.
-=== Record of Additional Aging ===
+===== How has hydro aged? =====
 This list is in progress and not up to date.
-* 2019/11/10	Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
+^ Date       ^ Game                                   ^ Time     ^ Aging Factor                                 ^ Result ^
-* 2020/08/02	Daggerfall
+| 2019/11/10 | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy //(birthday)// |  5:12 | Kept falling                         |  32 |
-* 2020/08/23	Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy and Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rampage
+| 2020/08/02 | Daggerfall                             |     6:46 | Lost in a dungeon                            |  33 |
-* 2020/09/20	Until Dawn
+| 2020/08/23 | Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy and Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rampage |  3:24 | Parachuting tanks minigame |  34 |
-* 2020/10/18	G-String
+| 2020/09/20 | Until Dawn                             |     7:41 | Those dumb kids and their teeth              |  35 |
-* 2020/11/8	Jurassic Park: Trespasser
+| 2020/10/18 | G-String                               |     5:00 | Endless, cramped halls of murderous sexbots. |  36 |
-* 2020/11/10	Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
+| 2020/11/8  | Jurassic Park: Trespasser              |     8:00 | Aiming the gun, physics                      |  37 |
-* 2021/02/21	Night Trap
+| 2020/11/10 | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy //(birthday)// |  5:31 | Kept falling                         |  38 |
-* 2021/05/02	Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut
+| 2021/02/21 | Night Trap                             |     3:58 | Those dumb kids, BS difficulty               |  39 |
-* 2021/05/13	Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
+| 2021/05/02 | Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut |     6:24 | Upsetting crime mixed with ripoff Lynch + jank |  40 |
-* 2021/06/07	Rain World
+| 2021/05/13 | Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice              |  1:05:24 |                                              |  41 |
-* 2021/07/21	FF7R
+| 2021/06/07 | Rain World                             |     4:34 |                                              |  42 |
-* 2021/09/04	Parasite Eve
+| 2021/07/21 | FF7R                                   |          |                                              |  43 |
-* 2021/12/11	Super Monkey Ball 1+2, Jackbox
+| 2021/09/04 | Parasite Eve                           |    13:12 | Skin chat, many-phased boss, played it twice |  44 |
-* 2022/05/03	Elden Ring
+| 2021/12/11 | Super Monkey Ball 1+2, Jackbox //(birthday)// |  8:03 |                                          |  45 |
-* 2022/08/15	Nier: Automata
+| 2022/05/03 | Elden Ring                             |  6:01:00 | Difficulty and screwing up every quest       |  49 |
-* 2022/10/30	Resident Evil
+| 2022/08/15 | Nier: Automata                         |  1:06:29 | Repetitive combat, confusing, all while robo butt |  50 |
-* 2022/11/12	Lifeline
+| 2022/10/30 | Resident Evil                          |    12:33 | Giant spiders, got totally stuck at the end  |  52 |
-* 2023/01/23	Bayonetta 3
+| 2022/11/12 | Lifeline                               |     8:07 | PS2 voice controls                           |  54 |
-* 2023/07/15	Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
+| 2023/01/23 | Bayonetta 3                            |    18:47 | Why? I can't spoil it, but why?              |  55 |
-* 2023/11/10
+| 2023/07/15 | Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)              |          |                                              |  56 |
-* 2024/4/9	Baldur's Gate 3
+| 2023/11/10 | //(birthday)//                         |          |                                              |  57 |
-*	Shadow of the Erdtree
+| 2024/04/9  | Baldur's Gate 3                        |  6:16:00 | Astarion died, I forgot everything           |  59 |
-*	Slay the Princess
+|            | Shadow of the Erdtree                  |          |                                              |  61 |
+|            | Slay the Princess                      |          |                                              |  62 |
+|            | //(birthday)//                         |          |                                              |  63 |
+| 2024/11/20 | Sekiro                                 |          | Randomizer, Pride 2024 dono goal             |  65 |
+| 2025/07/30 | Metroid Prime 2                        |          | Invisible keys hunt, the final bosses        |  67 |
+| 2025/08/6  | Elden Ring                             |          | Randomizer (awful seed), Content Faucet      |  76 |
+| 2025/09/28 | Clair Obscur: Expedition 33            |  ~105:00 | Story confusion, UI lies, and a coin flip!   |  77 |
+(Need to double-check. I think we said 77 or 79 on the last Content Faucet stream and I have no idea now.