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 ====== Hydro's Age ======
-Hydro was born on November 10th, 1987, and is 65 years old. The frustration, confusion, fright, and other stressors of video games have sucked years of life out of him in addition to the natural passage of time.
+Hydro was born on November 10th, 1987, and is 65 years old. The frustration, confusion, fright, and other stresses of video games have sucked years of life out of him in addition to the natural passage of time.
 ===== How has hydro aged? =====
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 This list is in progress and not up to date.
-^ Date ^ Game ^ Time ^ Aging Factor ^ Result ^
+^ Date       ^ Game                                   ^ Time     ^ Aging Factor                                 ^ Result ^
-| 2019/11/10 | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy |  5:12 | Kept falling | 32 |
+| 2019/11/10 | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy //(birthday)// |  5:12 | Kept falling                         |  32 |
-| 2020/08/02 | Daggerfall |  6:46 | Lost in a dungeon | 33 |
+| 2020/08/02 | Daggerfall                             |     6:46 | Lost in a dungeon                            |  33 |
-| 2020/08/23 | Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy and Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rampage |  3:24 | Parachuting tanks minigame | 34 |
+| 2020/08/23 | Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy and Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rampage |  3:24 | Parachuting tanks minigame |  34 |
-| 2020/09/20 | Until Dawn |  7:41 | Those dumb kids and their teeth | 35 |
+| 2020/09/20 | Until Dawn                             |     7:41 | Those dumb kids and their teeth              |  35 |
-| 2020/10/18 | G-String |  5:00 | Endless, cramped halls of murderous sexbots. | 36 |
+| 2020/10/18 | G-String                               |     5:00 | Endless, cramped halls of murderous sexbots. |  36 |
-| 2020/11/8 | Jurassic Park: Trespasser | 8:00 | Aiming the gun, physics | 37 |
+| 2020/11/8  | Jurassic Park: Trespasser              |     8:00 | Aiming the gun, physics                      |  37 |
-| 2020/11/10 | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy | 5:31 | Kept falling | 38 |
+| 2020/11/10 | Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy //(birthday)// |  5:31 | Kept falling                         |  38 |
-| 2021/02/21 | Night Trap |  3:58 | Those dumb kids, BS difficulty | 39 |
+| 2021/02/21 | Night Trap                             |     3:58 | Those dumb kids, BS difficulty               |  39 |
-| 2021/05/02 | Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut |  6:24 | Upsetting crime mixed with ripoff Lynch + jank | 40 |
+| 2021/05/02 | Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut |     6:24 | Upsetting crime mixed with ripoff Lynch + jank |  40 |
-| 2021/05/13 | Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice |  1:05:24 |  | 41 |
+| 2021/05/13 | Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice              |  1:05:24 |                                              |  41 |
-| 2021/06/07 | Rain World |  4:34 |  | 42 |
+| 2021/06/07 | Rain World                             |     4:34 |                                              |  42 |
-| 2021/07/21 | FF7R |  |  | 43 |
+| 2021/07/21 | FF7R                                   |          |                                              |  43 |
-| 2021/09/04 | Parasite Eve |  13:12 | Skin chat, many-phased boss, played it twice | 44 |
+| 2021/09/04 | Parasite Eve                           |    13:12 | Skin chat, many-phased boss, played it twice |  44 |
-| 2021/12/11 | Super Monkey Ball 1+2, Jackbox |  8:03 |  | 45 |
+| 2021/12/11 | Super Monkey Ball 1+2, Jackbox //(birthday)// |  8:03 |                                          |  45 |
-| 2022/05/03 | Elden Ring |  6:01:00 | Difficulty and screwing up every quest | 49 |
+| 2022/05/03 | Elden Ring                             |  6:01:00 | Difficulty and screwing up every quest       |  49 |
-| 2022/08/15 | Nier: Automata |  1:06:29 | Repetitive combat, confusing, all while robo butt | 50 |
+| 2022/08/15 | Nier: Automata                         |  1:06:29 | Repetitive combat, confusing, all while robo butt |  50 |
-| 2022/10/30 | Resident Evil |  12:33 | Giant spiders, got totally stuck at the end | 52 |
+| 2022/10/30 | Resident Evil                          |    12:33 | Giant spiders, got totally stuck at the end  |  52 |
-| 2022/11/12 | Lifeline |  8:07 | PS2 voice controls | 54
+| 2022/11/12 | Lifeline                               |     8:07 | PS2 voice controls                           |  54 |
-| 2023/01/23 | Bayonetta 3 |  18:47 | Why? I can't spoil it, but why? | 55 |
+| 2023/01/23 | Bayonetta 3                            |    18:47 | Why? I can't spoil it, but why?              |  55 |
-| 2023/07/15 | Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) |  |  | 56 |
+| 2023/07/15 | Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)              |          |                                              |  56 |
-| 2023/11/10 | | | | 57 |
+| 2023/11/10 | //(birthday)//                         |          |                                              |  57 |
-| 2024/4/9 | Baldur's Gate 3 |  6:16:00 | Astarion died, I forgot everything | 59 |
+| 2024/04/9  | Baldur's Gate 3                        |  6:16:00 | Astarion died, I forgot everything           |  59 |
-| | Shadow of the Erdtree |  |  | 61 |
+|            | Shadow of the Erdtree                  |          |                                              |  61 |
-| | Slay the Princess |  |  | 62 |
+|            | Slay the Princess                      |          |                                              |  62 |
+|            | //(birthday)//                         |          |                                              |  63 |
+| 2024/11/20 | Sekiro                                 |          | Randomizer, Pride 2024 dono goal             |  65 |
+| 2025/07/30 | Metroid Prime 2                        |          | Invisible keys hunt, the final bosses        |  67 |
+| 2025/08/6  | Elden Ring                             |          | Randomizer (awful seed), Content Faucet      |  76 |
+| 2025/09/28 | Clair Obscur: Expedition 33            |  ~105:00 | Story confusion, UI lies, and a coin flip!   |  77 |
+(Need to double-check. I think we said 77 or 79 on the last Content Faucet stream and I have no idea now.