David is Hydro's producer. He sits in a makeshift booth inside the closet, with acrylic between him and Hydro so he can monitor stream. This puts him in the same spot as one of the cats' litter boxes and he is often the target of Hydro's and Samantha's (Justified) abuse.

Hydro explained during the 8th anniversary stream that he is so mean to David because nervous, self-centered performers need a target for their negative emotions and that David “looks like a rat crossed with an apology.”