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Hydro's Age

Hydro was born on November 10th, 1987, and is 65 years old. The frustration, confusion, fright, and other stressors of video games have sucked years of life out of him in addition to the natural passage of time.

How has hydro aged?

This list is in progress and not up to date.

Date	Game	Time	Aging Factor	Result
2019/11/10	Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy	5:12	Kept falling	32
2020/08/02	Daggerfall	6:46	Lost in a dungeon	33
2020/08/23	Spyro Orange: The Cortex Conspiracy and Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rampage	3:24	Parachuting tanks minigame	34
2020/09/20	Until Dawn	7:41	Those dumb kids and their teeth	35
2020/10/18	G-String	5:00	Endless, cramped halls of murderous sexbots.	36
2020/11/8	Jurassic Park: Trespasser	8:00	Aiming the gun, physics	37
2020/11/10	Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy	5:31	Kept falling	38
2021/02/21	Night Trap	3:58	Those dumb kids, BS difficulty	39
2021/05/02	Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut	6:24	Upsetting crime mixed with ripoff Lynch + jank	40
2021/05/13	Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice	1:05:24		41
2021/06/07	Rain World	4:34		42
2021/07/21	FF7R			43
2021/09/04	Parasite Eve	13:12	Skin chat, many-phased boss, played it twice	44
2021/12/11	Super Monkey Ball 1+2, Jackbox	8:03		45
2022/05/03	Elden Ring	6:01:00	Difficulty and screwing up every quest	49
2022/08/15	Nier: Automata	1:06:29	Repetitive combat, confusing, all while robo butt	50
2022/10/30	Resident Evil	12:33	Giant spiders, got totally stuck at the end	52
2022/11/12	Lifeline	8:07	PS2 voice controls
2023/01/23	Bayonetta 3	18:47	Why? I can't spoil it, but why?	55
2023/07/15	Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)			56
2023/11/10				57
2024/4/9	Baldur's Gate 3	6:16:00	Astarion died, I forgot everything	59
	Shadow of the Erdtree			61
	Slay the Princess			62